if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
The last one! SCATTER MY ASHES TO THE WIND!
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
consultingasshat said: I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME
I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF
howl the drama queen
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression